A fart is just a turd beeping for the right of way!
A fart is nothing but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
A fart's a s--- without the mess.
If two people are in an elevator and one person farts, everyone knows who did it.
He who farts last is the last one farting.
He who farts in church sits in his own pew. (or) He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Fart three times and get a wish.
If someone farts in the car, all persons should take three deep breaths and it will all be gone.
Vulcan saying: Only a Klingon would fart in an airlock. (Submitted by BCorri)
Farting is your ass's way of saying "hi" when you forget it's there.
It gives two people something NOT to talk about!