Schoolyard Fart Tricks

    Patrick B. says that you can trick someone into mentioning farts without them realizing it by getting them to read the following out loud, preferably in front of an audience:  HOOF HEARTED ICE MELTED.

    M. Rodrigues submitted this one: Get your friends to say this fast: One smart man, he felt smart; two smart men, they felt smart; three smart men, they all felt smart!

    Scott offers this version of the one above: One smart fellow, he felt smart; two smart fellows, they both felt smart.

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