Fart Jokes and Riddles

Fart Riddles

 

Fart Riddle

What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

    Ans.: A fart, of course!

(Another version, submitted by Brad L.)
What is born into this world
Without hide, hair, or skin;
Cries once and never cries again?


What goes through your pants without making a hole?



What is the difference between a Klingon fart and a sandstorm?

Answer: A sandstorm does not glow in the dark!



What is the definition of a surprise?

Answer: A fart with a lump in it!



Do farts have lumps?

Answer: No? Then I just s--- my pants!


What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

    Ans.: A fart, of course!


What is born into this world
Without hide, hair, or skin;
Cries once and never cries again?

 

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