Fart Jokes and Riddles

What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

Ans.: A fart, of course!

(Another version, submitted by Brad L.)
What is born into this world
Without hide, hair, or skin;
Cries once and never cries again?

What goes through your pants without making a hole?

What is the difference between a Klingon fart and a sandstorm?

Answer: A sandstorm does not glow in the dark!

What is the definition of a surprise?

Answer: A fart with a lump in it!

Do farts have lumps?

Answer: No? Then I just shit my pants!

What is motherless, fatherless,
Born without skin,
Spoke one word
And never spoke again?

Ans.: A fart, of course!

What is born into this world
Without hide, hair, or skin;
Cries once and never cries again?