Answers to that famous question:
Who Did It?


He who smelt it Dealt it. (or the variant submitted by SimplyLucy) Whoever smelt it, Dealt it.	He who denied it Supplied it.
You said the rhyme - You did the crime! (or the variant submitted by Brutus) Whoever said the rhyme Did the crime.	The smellers The feller!
You said it, You let it!	He who detected it Ejected it!
Whoever snooped it Pooped it!	"The dog always digs up the bone."
"The skunk smells his own hole first."	"The fox smells his own hole first."
Who farted? Me mammy, Dae it again son, Me cannae, God bless your wee bum.	The one with a gaseous demeanor Is the one with the smell that is meaner!! (with reply:) I can only attest To a smell that is best!