Fart Sounds

Fart Sounds

Plenty of   Fart Sounds   Item of Interest

Fart Soundboard 1

Poor Guy can't Find a Bathroom

Fart Soundboard 2 / Fart Machine

The Perfect Dump

Catch The Crap Game

The Fart Thesaurus

Answers to that famous question:
Who Did It?

Verbs for passing wind

Fart Jokes and Riddles

Fart rhymes from the schoolyard

Wise Fart Sayings

The Farting Preacher
Fart Art
Schoolyard Fart Tricks

Things to Say After Farting

I Fart, Therefore I Exist
Happy Hippo Farts
Types of Farters
Blazing Saddles Fart Scene
Original Fart Compositions! Fart Study Presentation
(requires Microsoft PowerPoint)
Mr Hankey
Fire Farter
Jurassic Fart
Fart Within the Matrix
Stomp out the Poo
See the Fart
Educated Fart Analysis
Blind Date Fart
Jingle Bells Fart Song
Santa Farts
Anniversary Fart
Anchor Woman Farts
Farting Cat
Farting Windows
Battle of the Farts
Streaking Farts
Opera Baby
More Fart Links

"...Speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
Thus Nicholas anon let fly a fart,..."

(see the rest of the fart poem here)


fart    (färt) Vulgar Slang 

intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts

  1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.

  2. To fool around; fritter time away.

  3. The act of farting.


  1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.

  2. An annoying or foolish person.


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