Fart Sounds

Fart Sounds


Plenty of   Fart Sounds   Item of Interest
 



Fart Soundboard 1

Poor Guy can't Find a Bathroom

Fart Soundboard 2 / Fart Machine

The Perfect Dump

Catch The Crap Game

The Fart Thesaurus

Answers to that famous question:
Who Did It?


Verbs for passing wind

Fart Jokes and Riddles

Fart rhymes from the schoolyard

Wise Fart Sayings

The Farting Preacher
 
Fart Art
 
Schoolyard Fart Tricks

Things to Say After Farting

I Fart, Therefore I Exist
 
Happy Hippo Farts
 
Types of Farters
 
Blazing Saddles Fart Scene
 
Original Fart Compositions! Fart Study Presentation
(requires Microsoft PowerPoint)
 
Mr Hankey
 
Fire Farter
 
Jurassic Fart
 
Fart Within the Matrix
 
Stomp out the Poo
 
See the Fart
 
Educated Fart Analysis
 
Blind Date Fart
 
Jingle Bells Fart Song
 
Santa Farts
 
Anniversary Fart
 
Anchor Woman Farts
 
Farting Cat
 
Farting Windows
 
Battle of the Farts
 
Streaking Farts
 
Opera Baby
 
More Fart Links
 

"...Speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
Thus Nicholas anon let fly a fart,..."


(see the rest of the fart poem here)
 

 

fart    (färt) Vulgar Slang 

intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts

  1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.

  2. To fool around; fritter time away.

  3. The act of farting.

n.

  1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.

  2. An annoying or foolish person.

 

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